sábado, 15 de septiembre de 2012

Divorce: The past tense of marriage.,,,,,,





I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life...







Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.....








Chains do not hold a marriage together.  It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.....







Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate...







A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.....







More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse....







One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.....







Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.....







Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.....







A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.....







In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.  The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. ....








There is no such cozy combination as man and wife......







The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation.  It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity....







Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight......







In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy.  The truth is precisely the opposite:  it begins all......








In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare.  Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced.....







An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit....







If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping....







A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of things......








After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage....







There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship. ....







A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.  The order varies for any given year.....







Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose....







Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.....







All marriages are happy.  It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.....








One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it......







Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths.  No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century....







Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. ....







Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences......







When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.....







A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel:  expensive, but worth it.....







The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.....







A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.....







Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.....







One should never know too precisely whom one has married......








Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.....







I never knew what real happiness was until I got married.  And by then it was too late.....







Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.....




 

The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane.....







The most dangerous food is wedding cake.....







Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.....







There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first....







When a woman steals your husband,  there is no better revenge than to let her keep him....



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Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.....







The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.....



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